Score: 5

"I HATE this."

submission: Epic War 3

date: August 19, 2009

I dont know what happened, you took away the concept of the whole EW game. I liked the last epic war better. Now the reason I give you a five is because when I was well into the game it froze on me on a level which I worked hard on. The reason it froze is because there were too many damn warriors on the field, MAINLY THE ENEMIES! Apparently you didnt listen from what people said from the last game about the lagging from so many enemies being on the field at once. Too me its like you took a giant step backwards. This is nothing compared to the 2nd EW.

The thing that really bothers me about the game is the graphics, they are horrible. They make me Gag. I was really disappointed in this EW and it doesnt even deserve to be finished even though I made it more than half way threw. I kept from cussing you out in this review. I worked so hard on a level to almost beat it and then it freezes up because of something you didnt bother fixing. Or maybe you did, I really dont know but I can tell you it didnt work.

I'm going back to play epic war 1. I really really HATE this epic war.

Score: 9

"Could have been better."

submission: FRED - Animated Series

date: June 18, 2009

You could have saved the shotgun part for the very end. Before any of that you should of beat the living hell out of him and watched him scream and cry in that voice.

Score: 0

"LOL."

submission: OCD+

date: June 17, 2009

I really dont even see how this got front page.

I find it pointless to waste my time for something that isnt even real.

This has no impact on my life, They arent going to ask me on a job interview whether I beat the OCD game. A girl isnt going to ask my on a date "What do you think your biggest accomplishment was in life?" and I would say "Beating the OCD game, you should try it, it has changed my life in remarkable ways!"

Maybe if I had a 100 years added to my life I would consider this game otherwise I got much better and productive things to do with my time.

Next time dont waste your own time on something so dumb.

Score: 10

"Great game but..."

submission: Raider: Episode 1

date: June 15, 2009

I dont know if this is a part of the game but I couldnt get to another level. I tried all difficulties beat them all and I cant manage to surpass to the next stage/level. I went back to the ship to see if I had to hop back in and I couldnt.

I does say episode one so I cn only assume you get 1 level out of 1 episode so I GUESS that could make sense.

Other then that the game was fun, I liked playing it. Nice touche to the little dino when he breathes and he moves up and down a little bit. I found it a bit strange when I went to go give the game a score of 5 it gve it a positive number of (+0.00034) when it was at 4.20 but then it went down to 4.19 even though it was adding.

Good enjoyable game, nice job with the color design. Its good old classic.

10/10

Score: 10

"Interesting."

submission: {Hentai Gallery#3}

date: June 15, 2009

It seemed like there were different people who made different sections of this. I was grossed out by a pic that looked like it had a 9 year old girl in there. Well not the body but the head. Its just not attractive...

At all...

Score: 10

"I liked the teen titan one the best."

submission: {Hentai Gallery#2}

date: June 15, 2009

Did you do that yourself? Those pics are good.

Score: 6

"Whats the point?"

submission: Mario Combat Deluxe

date: June 14, 2009

All I do is fight mushroom heads a turtles. I figured out it wasnt worth my time once I tried to beat a turtle that had more life then I did and it was real boring and difficult to make the game fighting experience interesting because every time I would try to pull off a fancy move the damn enemy would hit me deflecting it making the game frustrating, boring, and just a complete waste of time since there is no rewards or abilitys out of my accomplishments.

After running threw all the levels coming to a stop at the boss, I then realized the game was a load of bull since the boss does the same moves as some noob would in mortal combat to win. I got bored and quit after losing because the only move I was able to do was punch and the fireballs which did nothing if anything and I tried pulling off some cool moves and died.

So I quit.

I give you a 6 for the concept and the good art work which was fantastic, only the game play wasnt all that spectacular. The reason you lose points is because its just not worth anything to beat a turtle and mushroom to a pulp for 5 minutes with the same boring moves and while trying to make some good moves happen I end up losing more life then my original special I was trying to do. So that sucked. It also kinda sucked having a punch of enemys gang up on you and you can only attack 1 at a time making the game hard as hell. Not to mention running threw the levels freely without needing to do anyt hing makes the enemys pointless.

I didnt like like the scoring system at all either.

I just will say I like the concept and thats about it.

Score: 10

"UNBELIEVABLE!"

submission: AniMSN 73

date: June 12, 2009

Dude this is like a fusion of the matrix and DBZ man! This flash was so wicked it surpass practically anything on newgrounds in effects, action, thrill, and attraction.

I'm pretty much speechless but I want to mention that dude who decided to grow in size actually brought himself to a disadvantage.

WOW man great work!

Score: 10

"Holy shit! Primal War!!!"

submission: Primal War 19

date: June 12, 2009

A little over a year ago I saw this series on NG and watched every flash. Then I came back wanting to see more and it wasnt around. Which got me a bit upset because I didnt even know the name of it, I forgot. Now its on the front page and I can watch the series!!!!!

That animation was awesome man! The parts where there were attacks over the landscape was just wicked with the effects! Great job. I cant wait for the primal war 20!!!!

I did however have 1 problem. After the flash was done loading I couldnt see the play button making it frustrating and thinking there was a problem since my computer is below average. So maybe next time make the play button more visible? Maybe it was just my computer not letting it show up. My computer lighting is at 100% and it tends to have a lower brightness then the other typical computers.

8O

Great story line.
Great animation.
Great effects.
Great flash

10/10

Score: 8

"Very good."

submission: Ultimate Assassin 2

date: June 9, 2009

I liked the game it was really fun and took alot of fast reactions and thinking. The levels get harder and take longer which is cool. Though I hate it when I get alarm mode I cant escape threw the hole, I'm blocked off. That is bullshit and it pissed me off a few times, that shouldnt happen. Its bad enough you got guns firing at you. Do you need to make it a pain by waiting 1 minute before you can attempted to go into the hole without them seeing. So I took 2 off for that.

Overall it was a fun game. It isnt that hard after while and you can slip threw the guards sight.